Beer Spins with Lucha libre

The beer spin was invented shortly after Grants Pass artist Jon Maxwell burst through fellow Grants Pass artist Andrew Cates' front door shouting "schlater schlough!"
That was '96. I've made it a point to pass it along over the years, introducing it to cultural enclaves scattered across half the globe. Now it appears to be taking the world of Lucha Libre by storm. God help us.